1. Statutory Warning: For recreational use only. 2. Jokes can be hazardous to health. Laugh Sparingly. 3. No one under 18 admitted. 4. No Solicitors. 5. No parking. 6. Trespassers will be prosecuted. 7. Outside food not allowed. 8. For a limited time only. 9. Conditions apply. 10. Employees and their family are not eligible. 11. Not for the weak hearted. 12. May be too intense for some viewers. 13. [...]